bored?

I was told I had to write a college essay. I wrote. I edited, I spoke using words I thought to be insightful and uniquely my own. I am told it is too broad. I am told to inject more of "me" into it as though I am a medicine to cure those who read thousands of essays and need to rid themselves of boredom as though it is a common cold.

Alright.
I won't bore you.